{"product_id":"crazy-eyes-turtle-desk-ornament-novelty-gift","title":"Crazy Eyed Turtle","description":"\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal leading-[1.7]\"\u003eSay hello to Crazy Eyes. 🐢👀\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal leading-[1.7]\"\u003eHe doesn't do much. He just sits there. Staring. With those eyes. And honestly? That's enough.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal leading-[1.7]\"\u003eThis little unhinged turtle is the desk companion nobody knew they needed — guaranteed to make you smile on your worst days, confuse your colleagues and become the most talked about thing in your workspace. He asks for nothing. He judges everything. He is perfect.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal leading-[1.7]\"\u003e3D printed to order using durable, plant-based PLA filament. 🌿\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal leading-[1.7]\"\u003eThe ideal gift for anyone who appreciates the finer things in life — namely a googly eyed reptile with chaotic energy and absolutely zero chill.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch4 class=\"text-text-100 mt-2 -mb-1 text-base font-bold\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eFeatures\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/h4\u003e\n\u003cul class=\"[li_\u0026amp;]:mb-0 [li_\u0026amp;]:mt-1 [li_\u0026amp;]:gap-1 [\u0026amp;:not(:last-child)_ul]:pb-1 [\u0026amp;:not(:last-child)_ol]:pb-1 list-disc flex flex-col gap-1 pl-8 mb-3\"\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"font-claude-response-body whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003eSits on your desk looking absolutely feral 🐢\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"font-claude-response-body whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003eUnique googly eyed turtle design\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"font-claude-response-body whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003eLightweight \u0026amp; durable\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"font-claude-response-body whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003e3D printed to order\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"font-claude-response-body whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003eGuaranteed conversation starter\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal leading-[1.7]\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eDisclaimer:\u003c\/strong\u003e This product is intended for adults aged 18 and over and is sold as a novelty\/decorative item only. This product is not designed, tested or marketed for use by children. Keep out of reach of small children. Not a toy.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal leading-[1.7]\"\u003eMade from PLA filament — plant-based, BPA free and non-toxic. Keep away from naked flames and prolonged exposure to high heat as PLA will soften under extreme temperatures.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal leading-[1.7]\"\u003eAll items are handmade to order in a smoke-free, pet-free home.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Skillfull Scrubs","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":61999098397002,"sku":"1505","price":5.99,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0928\/8722\/0554\/files\/Designer-7_cb298967-e762-420c-96e3-d3ebf5b3179b.png?v=1780627397","url":"https:\/\/skillfullscrubs.co.uk\/products\/crazy-eyes-turtle-desk-ornament-novelty-gift","provider":"Skillfull Scrubs","version":"1.0","type":"link"}