{"product_id":"crazy-eyes-horse-novelty-desk-ornament","title":"Crazy Eyed Horse","description":"\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal leading-[1.7]\"\u003eHe's here. He's unhinged. He will not be explained. 🐴👀\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal leading-[1.7]\"\u003eMeet the Crazy Eyes Horse — the most chaotic desk ornament to ever enter your life and absolutely refuse to leave. Those eyes have seen things. Things we will never understand. And yet somehow, he brings an inexplicable sense of joy to every room he gallops into.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal leading-[1.7]\"\u003eWhether he lives on your desk, your shelf, your bedside table or your work locker, one thing is guaranteed — nobody will walk past him without doing a double take. And that's exactly what he wants.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal leading-[1.7]\"\u003eThe perfect gift for horse lovers, chaos enthusiasts and anyone whose vibe is just a little bit feral. 🐴✨\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal leading-[1.7]\"\u003e3D printed to order using durable, plant-based PLA filament. 🌿\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch4 class=\"text-text-100 mt-2 -mb-1 text-base font-bold\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eFeatures\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/h4\u003e\n\u003cul class=\"[li_\u0026amp;]:mb-0 [li_\u0026amp;]:mt-1 [li_\u0026amp;]:gap-1 [\u0026amp;:not(:last-child)_ul]:pb-1 [\u0026amp;:not(:last-child)_ol]:pb-1 list-disc flex flex-col gap-1 pl-8 mb-3\"\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"font-claude-response-body whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003eGloriously unhinged crazy eyed horse design\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"font-claude-response-body whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003ePerfect desk ornament, shelf piece or novelty gift\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"font-claude-response-body whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003eGuaranteed to confuse and delight in equal measure\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"font-claude-response-body whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003eLightweight \u0026amp; durable\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"font-claude-response-body whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003e3D printed to order\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003ch4 class=\"text-text-100 mt-2 -mb-1 text-base font-bold\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eMaterials\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/h4\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal leading-[1.7]\"\u003ePrinted using durable PLA filament — plant-based, BPA free and non-toxic.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch4 class=\"text-text-100 mt-2 -mb-1 text-base font-bold\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eDisclaimer\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/h4\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal leading-[1.7]\"\u003eThis product is intended for adults aged 18 and over and is sold as a novelty\/decorative item only. Not designed, tested or marketed for use by children. Keep out of reach of small children. Not a toy. Keep away from naked flames and prolonged exposure to high heat. All items handmade to order in a smoke-free, pet-free home.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Skillfull Scrubs","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":61999152988490,"sku":null,"price":5.99,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0928\/8722\/0554\/files\/Designer-9.png?v=1780629507","url":"https:\/\/skillfullscrubs.co.uk\/products\/crazy-eyes-horse-novelty-desk-ornament","provider":"Skillfull Scrubs","version":"1.0","type":"link"}